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Daniel Rodrigues

@daniel.rodrigues

Забавен профил , тук таме по нещо сериозно :)

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Бай Иван, дългогодишен продавач на дини, само с едно почукване по главата на сина си... можеше да познае дали си е научил уроците. :D

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Това, че една жена на първа среща те пита каква кола караш, не я прави златотърсачка... Може да е монтьорка...

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- Келнер, в супата ми има лайно, парче гума и стар презерватив? - Нали поръчахте супа от морски дарове?

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Добре дошли в Шенген, който не е точно Шенген, а е като оная работа и като захарния памук. Лапнеш нещо, глътнеш нищо! копирано от Николай Бареков

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Като дадеш над 3 лева за кафе - Скъпочино.

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Джон Ленън пушеше трева и пишеше прекрасни песни. Кърт Кобейн употребяваше наркотици и пишеше гениална музика. Фолкаджийките поне лепило да подишат...

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Всеки рано или късно намира правилния човек... моят се нарича психиатър.

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И умната утре на Никулден, миналата година изядох толкова риба, че започнах да изпълнявам по три желания.🤣

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Ако в интернет имаше българска търсачка, на нея щеше да пише: Тук не е информация!😁😁😁 Българският чиновник жестоко се вбесява, ако някой го попита нещо!

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